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Best response to the “are you on your period?” question goes to Leonardo DiCaprio
(Source: murrayed)
Real satellite imagery from NASA
We are killing out planet.
No
That’s just the united stated photoshopped on the moon.no thats our dying planet have some respect
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell)
no see lesbians are not more accepted than gay men they’re more sexualized please do not get those 2 things confused
a guy goes to the doctor and tells her, “doctor, i have a problem”
and the doctor says “ok what’s your problem”
and the guy says “i can’t stop singing ‘green, green grass of home’”
and the doctor tells him “oh that sounds like you have tom jones disease”
the guy says “is that rare?”
and the doctor says “it’s not unusual”
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(Source: zimmingham)